"a little mormon humor"

Caution-- Mormon Humor, read at your own risk. (hopefully not inappropriate.) =)

So the other day Hunter and I were talking about something and of course, I'm just the Mom, I don't know anything. So he starts asking me questions to test if I know what I am talking about. So he says "well you don't know how the world got made" and so I said that Heavenly Father made it and of course he says that I didn't know how Heavenly Father made it. So I said that he asked Jesus to do it and he did. So then Stockton says "No, he just shaked his booty"

One day quite a while ago we were at the grocery store and Hunter kept lifting up the back of Kasey's shirt and looking at his "G's". He was looking confused, and after doing it a couple of times Kasey was getting annoyed and was about to tell him to knock it off when he just starts laughing and says "Dad, why do you have your beejamas on under there?" He obviously had just always assumed that G's were pajamas. It's funny what kids just assume from the things they see. 

The other day Kasey was teasing Stockton about making him go to school with a diaper on (still sleeps in pull ups), and so he said what sounded like "Dad, I'm gonna make you go to work in your garlics". It took us a long time to figure out what "garlics" were.